these are a few of my favorite things

1.) Food. Soft food is my favorite thing, really. Those humans complain about the smell; but i think its absolutely delectable. The pellet food is ok, especially if there's nothing else offered. Lately the humans have started putting the food in a plastic ball. Apparently, it's intent is to ration my food for me as I seem to be deficit in cutting myself off, a problem that often leads to some gastric reflux.
2.) Tuna. Tuna gets a status all on its own. There's nothing I love more than hearing the clang of a can opener on a can of tuna. I have a sneaking suspicion that the humans eat an awful lot of tuna that they don't share with me. They tell me to "relax, it's not tuna." Do they think i was just born yesterday, those greedy buggers?
3.) Treats. Apparently the blonde human attests that they're good for my teeth. I attest to the fact that they're delicious. I'm even willing to prance along the couch to get them. mmmmm...treats.
3.) Waking people up unnecessarily. Hilarious. People can get seriously upset when woken up for no reason. My tactic of choice is to walk on hair that is strewn across a pillow. This is followed closely by screaming right at who-ever-is-sleeping's face. I often do this in a high pitched whiney voice.
4.) Sleeping. Obviously. NO brainer. Who the hell doesn't love to nap. I have a couple favorite places, but more on that later.
5.) Suntanning. If it wasn't for that blasted raccoon. He stinks. And he tries to eat my food. Bastard. (See numbers 1-3).
6.) Catnip. It must be good, if i'm willing to lick that dry ball of fabric for it.
7.) Modeling. Damn I look good.
8.) The occasional trip down the hall. This one time, some nice lady down the hall fed me all night. Sweet find. I went down the stairs once and the blonde one carried me all the way back up. Silly. I would have come home; they feed me. (agian, see numbers 1-3).

hmmm...nap time