think I need a furcut

Been thinking lately it's time for a change. I mean, I've been wearing my fur the same way ALL MY LIFE. I was flicking through channels on the noisy picture box the other day ( no thumbs required) and I saw a few styles that I might consider. I really like that sleek, smooth look that cheetahs are wearing these days. Then there's the rough and tumble, devil may care look of the lion. Knowing my humans, though, they'll do something ridiculous like some lame-ass poodle. Anyhow, for now I'll just shed all over the place and see if that helps.